Tuesday, April 19, 2011

A list for fun.

A list of things I never want to see or eat again when I return to the United States


  • JAMON (ham).. goes without saying, i've blogged about it enough, it's all they eat here. 
  • Large jars of olive oil on anything. 
  • fried food 
  • peanut butter- let me explain this one. I know I was bitching and moaning about how bad I wanted peanutbutter when i first got here, i lasted a while without it then my mother brought me 4 jars and I ate them within less than a 2 month period, that's not okay. not at all. What was I thinking? I over did it clearly. I never want to see peanut butter again at this point. Especially because basically all I have eaten the past 4 months is the follow.. 
            • ham
            • french fries
            • peanutbutter
            • oil
            • bread
            • chocolate
            • raisins 
            • apples, pears, bananas & oranges (on rare occasions)
            • yogurt
            • mystery meat 
            • fish that tastes like its been swimming in a gutter 
            •  gelato 
            • tea 
            • coffee 
            • croissants 
            • more bread 
            • pasta 
            • gross deli meat
            • rice 
            • salad with chunks of tuna or egg in it and HUGE onions
            • random soups with weird shit in it
    • So yeah that's about it, I've literally only things I have eaten are above. So add all that to the list of things i never want to see agian 
  • I also never want to see a dead pig hanging in a window, or fish heads and guts of animals when I am at the supermarket ever again. I am all set thank you very much.
I'm looking forward to seeing and using ice cubes when I return as well because apparently all spanish people like their drinks room temperature, gag me. I love my water ice cold and I have not had that in months!

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