After spending a lovely weekend away from Madrid and basking in the sun in Ibiza I decided that since it is about 70 degrees out today that I was going to wear Sandals. Sounds normal right? Well not to these friggin people. Apparently it is like a cardinal sin to show your feet in this culture so people have been staring at me all day with the most discusted looks on their faces. Picture this: me walking around in flower sandals, a tie die tank-top, obnxious fake ray bands with flowers on them, and a canadian jumpsuit (jeans and a jean jacket). If you saw the looks I have been getting today you would think that I was walking around topless and had bright pink hair, but oh wait thats probably more acceptable here than god damn flip flops. I just don't get it. It's like the top three things that people shun the most in this country are 1. flipflops, 2. eating and 3.girls going to the gym. first of all I AM GOING TO WEAR FLIPFLOPS do you want my feet to sweat all day and in result have my entire body be overheated and I die? okay no you don't so DEAL WITH IT. 2 & 3. Eating & working- oh what sorry I don't go throw up after every friggin like the girls in your country do. I know you think it's not normal for a girl to eat but if I am going to eat i am going to workout/run so you can stop staring when I jog around the park 5 times. and while your at it you can stop caring that my boobs are so big because apparently europe just cannot deal with busty woman. It's not my fault your stupid food makes me fat and makes my already obxniously large boobs get even bigger than anyone would ever want them to. Also sorry that I'm 5'0 and all the godamn girls here are tall and are just about as skinny as my legs. I would also feel more like a human in your stupid food wasn't dosed in 5 bottles of oil and we didn't eat at 10 oclock at night.
I don't even remember what it's like to eat breakfast forget about eating dinner at a normal time like 530 everyones too busy taking friggin siestas.
okay sorry for venting i am just very frustrated. 32 days. I am gunna make it.
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